bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

sharpedont:

sharpedont:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back like

image

medievaldogs:

Piero della Francesca: Augustinian Nun (1454)

suppermariobroth:

"Oh."

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.

French slang is freaking metal.

DEATH BY OHONHONHON

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles