"How much money does college cost in America?"
if you can’t handle me at my worst then that sucks because that’s all there is to me
The most intense movie scene ever.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
my favourite time of day
I don’t understand anything my dad says.
Anyone with an iq of 5 or higher can tell that he meant brining
don’t do that
future kids: mom, what was 2013 like??
me: ahhh, the year of luigi……