Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
waiting for someone to text back like
Piero della Francesca: Augustinian Nun (1454)
In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.
French slang is freaking metal.
DEATH BY OHONHONHON
this is the teacher from the incredibles