Meme Master

lusture:

lusture:

omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever 

im still laughing about this they were so mad omg 

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(Source: greelin)

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

(Source: niallar)

dilclo:

when she texts first <3