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llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

fullmetalfisting:

one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book 

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theoozingbraininvain:

tankkobon:

tumblingsheep:

Me catching the bus every day

this one is probably a hybrid with moose genes

what’s worse, it was the wrong bus.

theoozingbraininvain:

tankkobon:

tumblingsheep:

Me catching the bus every day

this one is probably a hybrid with moose genes

what’s worse, it was the wrong bus.

The worst tattoo typos!

Im going to cry! I found the worst tattoo typos! look!

alpgs:

sahsale:

horrny:

sparringg:

preas:

i found the rest of the gallery!!

LMFAO OUCH

this is why im never getting one!1

what the point of getting a tattoo really?

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

jackoffrost:
THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE I’VE GOTTEN YET

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

jackoffrost:

THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE I’VE GOTTEN YET

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astrobit:

if slugs were fast it would be very scary